By: Jon Goff
Razor.
Born in a orphanage in Newcastle, he grew up in the kitchen cupboard at the back marked tinned food, for years the chef hid her Unknown child from the world and taught him in private of the ways of life,
At the age of 16 his chef mother died choking on a chopped carrot. Razor was found in the cupboard he had always lived in holding the rest of the carrot as if it was a small rag doll,
To save the city embarrassment the city decided to send him to the military who molded his innocent mind onto the art of war. within 2 years he had qualified for special forces.
However it soon became clear that the lack of social interaction in the early years had turned his mind in a way that none could predict,
when not on missions razor would stalk the barracks and near by restaurants murdering chefs and cooks by choking them to death on chopped carrots,
when he was finally caught and trialed it was decided for the good of man kind that he be locked away for the rest of his life,
to this day he is serving 8 life sentences in a secret military prison and allowed no human contact.
confirmed victims,
Mother
34 Miltiary chefs.
Gordon Ramsey's impersonator,
Jamie Oliver (Even though he had to get a flight to do it)
16 Mcdonald Staff.
6 Little chef staff
8 Burger King staff.
0 KFC Staff ( as he likes chicken)
8 staff in a cafe on the a1m
1 hot dog vender in New york
and currently 6 chefs in a secret military prison
 
